Orlacien VS Deghan 1569431597

It's hard to sneak a beer between bar fights these days...

A motley crew of Asians cosplaying a two century old comic hero called Iron Man, showed today at Harry's place.
Smallest of them asked fattest of fat Yuan yuans, what does he think of:
- "Our saviour, long may he reign, Emperor, the ever-shining Sun, Jade Dragon..."
Hearing such pick-up lines spoken to Slim Sully, we got pretty tense, knowing how it will end rather soon. Left hands still holding beer, downing it while moment lasts, right ones sneaking towards holsters. As soon as he dried his mug, foam dripping from dense untrimmed beard, he burped:
- Fuck who?
We didn't wait to check if they're easily offended and enough said we've got to chip in for bar restoration, 'cause Harry's stretched pretty thin due to turbulent past week.

Tables flipped before Asians had a chance to dance their gangnam style war dance.

Nipponese and friends had damn good cosplays though. Their foam armour was almost as tough as real.

Our two bruisers opened up by clearing up bodyguards and taking down the talkative one.

Our hawk-eye tried to snipe out a tough one, but got a chair between the eyes.

Last imposter standing didn't manage to fall the short leader camouflaged behind the bar.

Cosplayers had a reserve waiting to fall through the roof directly on our heads.

A team adorned in heavy foam gained some ground toward our side of room.

Our impersonator left their leader wasted, hanging through the stair railing...

... and messed with heavy foam team without much success. He left an EMPresent for them to unpack.

Nimble Asians dodged it and the next one also, icing our fella in the process.

Our skirmisher tried to put some holes to the foam, but man, it was dense!

Armoured gang rushed our base, but did not manage to hurt Harry - we protected him well enough.

Evaluating repair costs

Spiral Corps barely stood ground against proxied Invincible Army. Seems like foam armour is awesome!

Scenario played: Decapitation 300 pts

Spiral corps, with 153 army points prevailing, scored 7 objective points
(4 kill more lieutenents + 3 kill designated target with data tracker)

Invincible army, with 201 army points surviving encounter, scored 5 objective points
(3 kill more army points + 2 kill designated target)

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Orlacien NA-2 Colonel Battles Submitted: 3 Wins: 3 / Losses: 0 / Draws: 0 Commendations: 25 1,044 XP Average Report Rating:

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4 Comments

Manfred_VR says:

September 27, 2019 at 6:27 am

Well done 😉
Yue Fei says:

September 26, 2019 at 5:35 pm

Nice writing, this was pretty funny to read.
Orlacien says:

September 26, 2019 at 4:22 am

I may have messed in their back lines, but the heavy foam… i mean heavy infantry core fireteam was truly invincible and was storming my last stand at the very end of battle.
There’s a lot of potential, flexibility and condensed power in Invincibe Army. Somewhere deep inside I wish they were Morats. 🙂
ObviousGray says:

September 25, 2019 at 11:12 pm

This is 252th Invincibles. We are here for reinforcements, respond to corresponding comms coordinate. I repeat; This is 252th Invincibles-

Good game, its rare to see Spiral corps at action, but today their sinister action was cropped up well and escalated into gorgeous report.

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