Asteroid Blues

“Hello everyone out there in the Sphere! My name is D-Wah from D-News and I’m here live at Jiyuan.
Why am I here you ask? Well, we followed the track of intel to this point. Here the so called ‘Drunk Yuan Yuan’ was last seen. Only a few streets from here at a bar called ‘The Dig’.
We here from D-News are on our way to follow the track and find that man and you all out there can watch us live, as we do this.
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Right behind me you can see the pit, where the intel about the drunk Yuan Yuan has let us. Yu Jing has momentarily a big problem recaliberating the artificial gravity and it’s near to non-functioning. If you ask me, that’s a no-go for one of the great nations.

We will now make our way to a robo served pub called ‘The Dig’, where our suspect was last seen. It’s only a few blocks from here and we… holy shit! Cover! Cover! Ahhh!
Someone is shooting at us! Yes, yes I’m okay. Holly, how are you? Oh my god they shot Holly!”

“Hey, you scum! This territory belongs to the iron snakes!
Piss off or we’ll shoot ya all!
U-S-A-riadna! Wooooooohoooo!
F*** the Yu Jing system!”

“Fuuu**! Help!! Aaahhhhhh!!!”

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“Hello, dear D-Fans!
I’m in a save spot now. It looks like some Ariadnan gangers have taken over the bar we were heading for. And they keep shooting and shouting.
In the background on the left you can see some armored Bolts of the Foreign Company holding their ground against a sniper and some gangers with rifles.
And on the right you can see… nothing? Only smoke? What the hell was that? Was that a wolf howling?
I… I can see nearly nothing there. Oh look! Was that an arm flying out of the smoke? And a… a leg???
Whatever is happening in there must be really painful. Stay with us, as I try to get a little closer…

Huh! There is more smoke now and I can clearly see some dead bodies lying on the street. Over there, another one. All of them seem to be gangers, killed by claws and bitten to death.
I hope this was Sobeslav, the Ex-Dogbowl-player that works alongside our D-Mitrij for O12’s Bureau Noir.
Oh nooo, look. There lies even a dead dog. It must be one of Sobeslav’s Überfall-Pupniks. Poor boy got shot by a pistol.

Now the smoke begins to clear and we can see a little bit. Oh, another dead doggy.
The gunfire has stopped. Is this a good sign?
Looks like the path to the bar is cleared. I will take a closer look. As we move over to the entrance you can see the Securitates and Bolts securing area.

Here is the bar and the entrance is open. I can see two dead bodies in side. Hmm… Yes, there is Sobeslav and one of his Pupniks inside. He’s talking to the barkeeper.
If he would stand in front of me with that Tesseum-axe, I would tell him EVERYTHING!
Okay guys, looks like he is coming out.

Mr. Sobeslav, Mr. Spobeslav! What has happened! What did the barkeeper say to you? Please tell me and our viewers.”

“I did go-o i-inside. Made my way srough some US-ga-angers. H-hate these gu-uys. Sey were no-o match for me and my bo-oys.
Barkeeper said sis drunken guy wis wings left two days ago-o. Went for some bo-oze at a robo-bar called “To The Baaah!. Silly name.”

“Thank you, Mr. Sobeslav, for this incredible story.
So, it looks like we’re too late. Now we try to find this robo-bar the barkeeper was talking about.
See you next time. And if you liked our report, come join the D-Fans.
My name is D-Wah and I hope to see you tomorrow for our next attempt to find the Drunk Yuan Yuan.
Goodbye beloved D-Fans, the best fans in the galaxy!”