DISCLAIMER: please excuse the text-errors in captions, images were edited late at night and very quickly to be able to upload this report before phase 2.
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Here Lady Numiria, report OS1254+BRD, for Bureau Aegis views. After some Nomads requests, we were obliged to hide and park all the P-0NYS we had in a secret B-4RN Office.
In the meantime I was assigned to protect it, me, a bunch of my best agents and... I still don't know how so many of these crazy people managed to be under my direct orders.
But I guess some Nomads managed to hear about this and came to loot their part of crazy idk furry-whatever-thing they were into.
Here is a secret classified file to help you see why I was worried about defending the B-4RN: my forces were deployed at the south, Sirius Team, Valky.. Varangian Guard and Bounty Hunter under her command, Hyppolyta on their right, Epsilon and journalist on the left, here it's safe, and our gangbuster way ahead on top of a building in the north.
Meanwhile the ennemy deploy all their forces near the north entrance of the B-4RN, some furries on the left, and some... other furries (?) on the right flank.
The ennemy ceized the initiative there, and started by making a big hole into our precious office with some angry looking girls. Meanwhile, the real furries tried to make some additional smoke-fireworks to go with their friends, but didn't managed much, waiting then for a better opportunity to enter the B-4RN.
Then came our part. Our good canine friend and her mistress went straight into the B-4RN to protect our precious assets, along with the Bounty Hunter (here in secret to grab some P-0NY as well), but it seems she decided otherwise.
Meanwhile, our infiltrated Gangbuster detected some unusal criminal-furry activites nearby and tried to put an end to it, only managing to scare them (a sufficient threat for such crazy cosplayers to be honest).
On the opposite side, our lonely sniper friend scores some good shots against some religious ladies and tried to hit on the angry girls, only managing in being rejected.
The ennemy decided to speed up a little and distracted us with some kind of strange furry parade near the B-4RN.
I guess this was sufficient enough to let them in and submit proper P-0NY form, even if our Sirius Officer Chandraa wasn't really up to it.
Chandraa out, the furries decided to look in the B-4RN for their precious P-0NYS... but onyl find craps!
Given such non-respect to our authority, we decided to strike back, first by sending our best doctor to give a special treatment to that particulary angry girls... but they were angrier
and blast him to death.
Awesome report! \o/ )))
Hehehe “Fury against Furry!”
Thanks for a great report!
#BromadFistBump
your reports are solid rock!!!
Top report! ^^ Sorry for the loss
( ´ ▽ ` )ノ GG Numiria, bonne chance pour la prochaine
lol, I can’t wait to see your minis painted. That’ll make the BRs even better XD
Great Batrep! Love all the humor and nice details!
P-0NYs are precious for everyone. *__*