All started in the dammed bar, when a a drunken fusilier spanked an ass… A Yuan Yuan ass…
After the fusilier spanked the pirate and received a punch in the face all could have finished there but the Yuan also insulted somo Yu Jing officers that were in the bar. They wanted apologies but the Yuan just mocked them. Some hours later the pirate was in the Starport getting ready to part when a Yu Jing contigent demanded the Yuan for arrest. As the guy was being employed by the QK and they had no authority, some Hafza officers tried to disuade them to take any action in the Prophets territory, as they had no jurisdiction.
But the imperial forces refused to leave and furthermore threatened to raid the port, thats was when the call was given. In just seconds after the imperial gave its call, a full team of Sekban descended ready for action and seconds later a full meteoric fall of Yuan Yuan and Bashis fell into the Yu Jing forces. Some screams where heard in their back lines as the paratroopers fell into them.
We didn’t count on that the jade infiltrators had some “explosive boxes” installed already and that stopped us for some minutes. After that we heard some heavy fire from the entrance of the hangar and our units reported a heavily armed and very mobile unit getting close to the Sekban position. As they received the notice, the space troopers advanced killing their minelayers and reaching their IP. The medic unleashed a full loader of AP ammo, which teared apart the IP.
Some moments after a paratrooper of their own descended and killed our medic, fortunately one of our TR HMG made him more holes than a cheese cloth.
At the end, both the Yu Jing forces, QK and pirates where so harmed that the brawl didn’t finished with a clear winner.
This just goes to show you: if you engage in sexual harassment, you kick off an interstellar war.
Nice write up!
Baijing Orbital Consulate no se olvida blackstars!!!!!!
Nice report!
I like the cut of your jib
lo repito me gustan esos edificios! excelente y felicitaciones por el trabajo
I like your armylist for this mission – simple but effective. 🙂
Good job.
“explosive boxes”…need some of those 🙂
nno me habia pillado el nick de panda mx me imagino que son players mexicanos bien por ustedes
“All started in the dammed bar, when a a drunken fusilier spanked an ass… A Yuan Yuan ass…”
That might be the best opening line I’ve ever read in a battle report in my entire life, you get all the points and commendations. Looking forward to your next report!
Gotta watch out for those “explosive boxes!”
#BromadFistBump
Thanks for the batrep!
Awesome batrep!
Try and fill out more of the check boxes for a report.
nice story. it would be nice to have received a bit more detail about the actual battle. Good job
That fistfight got out of hand 😉