Fought At The Gorge: Cosmika HQ
1665 days 9 hours 54 minutes ago
How to tame a wild cat
300 POINTS
UBENZE is the name of the commander of Caw-Caw Brigade, which is dispatched to the defensive mission over the Cosmika HQ. One day he tried to chill in the corner of the office pantry of Cosmika HQ, with a mug of his favorite lemon honey ginger tea. At the moment he was about to take a very first sip, a sundering message of his subordinate, codename Pants-Pooper, thunderclapped his Airpods.
"A Panoceanian crusade unit named Sir Elladan and his dear Joan of Arc, is knockin' on the HQ's door very hard!" Booting his Hacking Device Plus, UBENZE went up to the rooftop, to secure the command line. A handful of Knights and despicable Joan was running towards them, so UBENZE ordered the defense forces to line up.
There was a lady holding a bag full of catnip, and it seemed like the PanO army was chasing after her. "IM SO WILD SO NO ONE CAN STOP ME!" said the Wildcat trooper Sabrahico, and she went out to secure her personal details.
It turns out to be that the lady was an old lady living under the rocks of the Asteroid, and was desperate because Joan and PanO knights were so angry of the cats swarming out of their outpost, and tried to kill them all. "SECURE THE LADY, SHE IS AN ANGEL!" said the Wildcat, and detonated a D-charge to block the ramp of PanO forces.
And the Puppetmaster Sabrina was so angry because of those Knights who tried to kill all the cats, so she decided to kill all the Knights. With her eyes closed, fulfilling the somatic components, she controlled the Puppets and smashed the Red Fury muzzle flames into Joan's face, and... She ded.
"Hold your fire! We were not trying to kill the cats and the lady, we were just trying to cuddle those little..." Sir Elladan tried to explain what was happening, but his voice was muffled by the voices of angry Sabrina and Sabrahico. Smashing down the Puppet, the Knight sighed.
"Shit they are not listening. We have to neutralize security turrets first!" A Spec. Sergeant came out of his Hidden Deployment, and tried to destroy the Reaktion Zond. But the crit was so lit, he got unconscious out of the Zond's critical ARO.
"Noooo! Sergeant Pollux!" Sir Elladan ran into the rain of fire, to shoot a medikit to his battle brother. The brother took a deep breath, and revived from his abyssal dream.
Nope, he died again while he was trying to kill the remote because Lady Luck was not smiling upon him. Anyway, Sir Elladan recovered his precious diary, which could be a nice time killing trinket.
"Easy Sabrahico, that's not how we defame those scroll-reading Smurfs." UBENZE hopped down the roof of the office, and run into the smokescreen his fellow Jaguar built. His finger dancing nimbly, the comms anntenae were sending Messages to the Human Sphere. "Listen humans, we, Nomad forces detected some foul acts of PanO Knights here..."
"They were trying to ridicule and kill this innocent lady in this territory, and also the cats she were raising. We've got the footage, and the lady is now eager to make a testimony in the court." Bleeping signals were covering up Sir Elladan's comlog, and he got tons of dislikes in his Mayabook page. He was unutterably mad, so that rest of his crew started to get confused of deciphering gibberish coming out of his mouth.
"Hmmph, so this is how you got famous out of the Crustacean Archipelago... Cool." Now the Wildcat was calm, and the antennae were releasing out countless flickers of feedback. UBENZE ordered his crews to tie up the prisoners of Sir Elladan, who's got into a lather.Nomads
-To have more Connected Antennas than the adversary at the end of the game: 4 Obj. Points
-2 Classified Objectives: 2 Obj. Points
Panoceania
-To kill more Specialist Troops than the adversary: 2 Obj. Points
-1 Classified Objective: 1 Obj. Point
The score is 6:3, thus Ubenze's Caw Caw Detachment successfully neutralized Sir Elladan in the Cosmika Office! Thank you for reading.
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UginWins
Go-go Bromads!
Good report, good win. 🙂
Nice report!
Congrats on the win.
Go Go Nomads!
Nice use of pictures.
I feel like I can understand what’s going on based on them.
You know, making a full-sized assault due to some cat lovers are freaking awesome reason to shoot each other.
RIP to Elladan’s Mayabook.
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Very good!