Lieutenant Rashida Ghali stared in stunned silence at the motley collection in front of her. She could not believe High Command assigned her to this. Gone were her tough-as-nails Khawarij and her stubborn Naffatun. In their place was... this mess.
On one side of the barracks, a pair of Kum outlaws wrestled with an enormous Yuan Yuan. The only way to describe the mountain of flesh they wrestled was “fat”. It was a big, fat Yuan Yuan space pirate. She glanced again at the manifest in her hand, before an enormous furred thing loped up to her side.
“And what in Shaitan's name are you here for?”
The humanoid beast looked down at her. “Orders as written? Bodyguard. The real reason? I want to punch a Marut to death.”
Rashida gave a slow nod. “I can appreciate that. What do you think about the...” She paused, trying to come up with a polite way to describe the Kum and the Yuan Yuan.
“...the outlaws?”
Rashida nodded again. “Yes, let's call them all outlaws and leave it at that.”
McMurrough winked at her. “I think they'll do their jobs well.”
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For our final pair of Infinity games, I decided to go absolutely deranged with my list. 400 points with the Mercs turned on, and a steadfast refusal to go with fewer than three full combat groups. It worked pretty well! Shamash was overwhelmed. A fair bit of my victory was dumb luck, but also four Yuan Yuan and an unkillable McMurrough contributed a lot, too.
The Marut got close to try to score some points with its heavy flamethrower, but the Krakot Renegage dodged. The Marut then realized it was perilously close to an awful lot of e/marats and people with DA CCW and retreated, but the Krakot chased it.
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Great report!
Well, that is the best I have seen this campaign! 😀
McMurrough’s music choice is hilarious.
Wtf crazy list, glad it went well! Now please prime your mdf for next year 😉
O love the crazy list, full of character and chaos. Well done of the win and use of mercenaries.
Take out that Dog first lol! Also .. Altered beast ..what memories!
Mcmurder beats pretty much everything eventually.