Asteroid Blues

'So. Deck of cards, huh? One in 80658175170943878571660636856403766975289505440883277824000000000000? That's neat.'

'I am not listening to you.'

'Well, I'm just wondering. Curiosity's a good thing, right? The march of progress, the Search for Knowledge? Our friends over there'd approve of working this out, you know.'

'I am still steadfastly refusing to acknowledge anything you say, as per usual.'

'Look, I just wanna know. What're the chances that the one guy did the same thing -twice?-'

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So I finally went and looked into getting someone with Chain of Command. The issue, see, with having really cool badass Lieutenants is that you want to -use- them, and if you use them they inevitably get shot into little bitty pieces of scrap metal basically instantaneously. Or at least, that's what happens with me. And so I got a Shukra Consultant (unpainted yes I know I KNOW) to hide away way in the back, and that wound up saving my bacon, briefly, forcing a draw!