Asteroid Blues

Infinity

Oh Dear

View Linked Report - CLICK HERE 200 POINTS
ALEPH
Shamash
VS Haqqislam
thepoorman

'Is it really wise for us to be this far from remote support? I can't really be much help from over here,' Damayanti Maya-whispered to Shakti.

'Probably not,' Shakti said, peering around an abandoned shipping crate. 'Shouldn't be too much of a problem, though. Just a coupla those red-hats. We've got our telemetry, we've got cover, and they couldn't hit a leviathan at this dist

---

Well! This was short. Even with the time we took to chatter about certain bad actors in the general Internet tabletop community, we were done in a hurry. As it turns out, fancy fireteam superpowers don't work out so hot when you get template weapons pointed at you! It also turns out that drawing objectives randomly on cards can make things -really- swingy.

It further turns out that Dakinis are absolutely terrible at trying to control things, WIP 13 or no WIP 13.

The team! Fareeha is back. We asked if she knew we were probably going to be going up against Haqqislam, and she just muttered something about Aristeia! betting.
The table, along with some really super delicious mini-pies.
A cat, barely stopped from both wrecking the table and stealing the mini-pies.
The Dakini fireteam, far, far, far from the hacker. The very first of my notes was 'wish I didn't have to spread out like this.'
The Deva fireteam, and their attendant Sophotect. Once again, Fareeha can go first.
This fellow used the Crate as cover so that my Dakini team couldn't see him.
This fellow didn't -care- that we could see him.

And then we went 'splodo.

The spread of TACOS cards favoured the other side a -bit,- such that just meandering generally forward and then blowing up my fireteam with a missile launcher netted him five points on Turn 1. My Dakinis moved up to grab the Crate for a point, and it took them FIVE. ORDERS. to do so.

I like to take notes to better write up these reports. At this point, my notes said, verbatim, 'Welp.'

Army Lists Used In This Battle

Register or Login to see the Army Lists

Battle Report Average Rating



Log in to rate this battle.

Recommend Commander For Commendation

1 Person Has Recommended Shamash For a Commendation

Share this battle with friends

Haqqislam
thepoorman
Wins

One Comment