Asteroid Blues

'... I've sent you all the numbers. Two tacbots linked in to provide extra processing power for the third, which'll let me and Chandra hop into it at the same time! It'll be unstoppable!'

Shakti regarded the over-excited Apsara with a clear lack of impressedness. 'These are good numbers,' she said, slowly. 'But did you really have to call this scheme of yours "Plan Make One Robot The Bestest Robot?"'

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Plan Make One Robot The Bestest Robot started strong! It started strong. It would've continued to be strong, I am imagining, had I been up against anyone else but Haqqislam.

We began with G: Jumper Level Z and Assisted Fire making a fireteam-leading HMG-brandishing Dakini the bestest robot and creeping them all forward. An exchange with the opposing fireteam resulted in some heart-tightening crit-bounces before they went down, which was Good, because Dakinis are not resilient robots, even the bestest amongst them, and a missile launcher would have really ruined my day.

Hanyway then that missile launcher ruined my day. Their Nazmat wasted no time in getting the fireteam right back up, and a critical missiling roll put two of the Dakinis in pieces on the ground. But hey, I had a Sophotect right on hand! Hypatia snuck over to an objective to claim a TACOS card and then went to salvage Plan Make One Robot The Bestest Robot.