After a while, every hive of scum and villainy starts to look the same. Dark, dusty tunnels through rock, seedy bars, labyrinths of crates and catwalks - the allure of exploration had faded long ago. But the people! Every human alive is unique, and every locale impresses its own character upon its people. The way they speak, the way they walk, the way they scream and the way they bleed.
(Not to imply, of course, that by such contemplation Her most beloved son might be thought to be some sort of murderous lunatic.)
He had been wandering the tunnels of the asteroid for a while now, the annoying chatter of his geist adjutant long since muted. It had been a good productive day of slaughtering Shasvatii and those irritatingly moralist criminals, and he had been pondering meandering back towards civilisation for drinks with the boyfriend before catching Aristeia! and perhaps scraping some of these organs off his armour when he heard voices and movement up ahead. Oh - one more band of miscreants, why not!
I knew going into this that there would be _some_ flaws to the list. Achilles can be in remarkably few places at once, for one, and I have remarkably bad luck with dice, so he might just be critted off the board in the first exchange. And that's very nearly what happened! The initial draw of Tacos cards wasn't very good for me, but there was a point to be scored in killing someone with a heavy weapon. Like a fool, I had Achilles shoot at their lieutenant with his D.E.P. He missed wildly and got a crit in return.
Please take a moment to consider the image of a disconsolate Achilles with a half-exploded bazooka tube on his shoulder and his face covered in soot, as one's face might be in a Looney Tunes cartoon. So he just opened up with his MULTI rifle and killed two of 'em.
Like the terrain, but it seems a bit dense. Also whats the cats name?
Greg is my large boi and I love him.
Good report… but should we contact Bureau Toth for this deployment of such a strange TAG unit from you?
Achilles and cat photos…gotta love that!
Hard times to take Achilles serious now with that looney toons image in mind^^ Nice report and sweet cat;-)
You sir understand the Internet very well. +1 for the cat, +1 for the win.
A fun report, well done!
Nice style of writing!
Cat report!
A killer cat
good
Achilles is so considerate to return everyone’s cubes, haha! Glad you guys are ramping back up into the game!
#BromadFistBump