Asteroid Blues

Infinity

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PanOceania
Rot_Sechs
VS NA-2
zapp

Played in TTS because i live to far away from our club most of the week.

Sadly no pictures as the screencap software was setup up wrong :*(

Zapp Army: JSA
My Army: MO
Roll off: opponnent won and took first turn. I chose a side with a nice little soon-to-be-bunker and very little hidden approaches.

Deployment:
Zapp deploys first around a big building. Core link+backup cheerleader cover his datatracker in his house. Linked-ML on top of his building. Jimbob and his hugbears went on his left flank behind some containers. Not-Kusanagi went infront of his measly attempt at a bunker and Not-Batou went on his open flank with another mine (i wasnt aware r9s can have camostate so that caught me eventually). Some hidden stuff got placed… ominous…

my deployment: i chose a small building where i could fit every magister covering on their good to normal ranges. The starting link was a teuton link with 3 magsters (1ml), 1 Teuton, 1 Serg HRL. hrl got placed behind the building in range to be possibly reformed with the rest of the sergs and the fatherknight while covering the main approach for jimbob and the r9 i was aware of. ML-Magister was placed on top of the building with pretty much the same lane cover. Very unlikly he could have sliced that engagement 1on1. shotgun magisters and knight covered the bunker from windows in the bunker and car wrecks around the building. fatherknight covered my datatracker serg and the rest of the potential last-straw 5man link. paramedic serg was squished in a bunker door where he could see all my troops with one move at most to heal or kill them 😉 .

Zapp Reserve: MORE HIDDEN STUFF! Overall 3 rolls he succeeded which i forgot right after his 2nd order… yeay to pano wip roleplaying!
my reserve: Seraph goes down behind a container he overlooks but is very well coverd by the bunker crew.

top turn1:
jimbob goes wroomwroom uncontested. shuffles around a little. puts hugbears in happy jumpscare mode. combined with the r9, r9 mines and ml-core he had closed of his base pretty much from the midflied onward. good thing i have a seraph who can just shoot stuff from afar.

most of his orders get dumped into kitsune charging infront of the bunker in a nobel attempt to fight my angelic hmgboy. Lucky for me i get a random discover with the serg hacker but he ends up with kitsune within move+cc range. the fox attempts her pesky monostrike but right before she gets to b2b my seraph the bunker opens up. she eats to many bullets and only stains the armor of my seraph. zapp decides he doesnt need his remaining 7! orders and hands me the turn. why you may ask? he was well bunkered down and not willing to risk more ninjas in an attempt to get past my bunker.

bottom turn 1/MO:
My bloodstained seraph rustles forward. i get into range of his ml but chuckle. I like shooting on every order if possible and so i jump just to make sure i get lof, which i do. but nothing happens… well apart from the seraph eating a wound. well still 9 orders to go and 2 wounds left. i shuffle into cover and fire at the ml from cover… to collect another wound. PRAISE SPACE JESUS! 1 MORE WOUND TO GO! Next order ML gets pasted. NEVER DOUBT SPACE JESUS! Seraph shuffles foward. But a pesky ninja attampts an engage. the seraph explains to him how explosive ccws are supirior to any other ccw weapon and collects some more blood spats. walks on into new cover and splats a cheerleader. jumps on a container to see jimbob his bears and ups… the r9 smg. well thanks tts for having paper cuts you sometimes dont notice. 3 go into the r9 1 into jimbob… enough hits and the r9 was never to be seen again for good. jimbob however gets a smoke bomb. HERESY! TOOLS OF THE DEMONS! PUUUUUUURGE! PURGE ALL SMOKE USERS! I’m short on orders, my seraph is on his last wound… but my bunker is still in perfect shape. so i get past the smoke and jump on a roof top. “i got lof with this camomarker but do nothing””what marker? ah… cool.” i open fire an jimbob and fail. Last order goes into the seraph to go into supressive fire. cause what can jimbob do? pistol me? paaaaah. “camo marker aros””?!””its batou””!!!”… the seraph tanks the batou shots like the holy machine it is… only to fail on a 1 and a 20 against the contender of jimbob… Meh still got my bunker.

the revenge story of jimbob, magisters doing order effecient stuff i devalue with stupid orders, another ninja lurcking somewhere, shotguns being king when running into a bunker… pretty much the rest… soon. now bed. me won. me happy. me deserve bed. praise space jesus and seraph armor.

"camo" with rocket launcher and "just" a heavy pistol... sigh

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