Asteroid Blues

Unauthorised Spanking
+Mission Main Strip / Supplies/300 points+

– Here R0GU3F0X Commander. Admiral Emilianenko, report for duty. I have an interesting pile of reports around an unauthorised assault perform by your “reconnaissance crew”. Explain.

– Here Admiral Emilianenko. We performed a preventive attack, commander- The phrase was said as a final sentence.

– A preventive attack? An entire Druze force has been found incapacitated in the streets of “Main Strip”. And more interestingly the “real” body of Wild Bill among them. Surprisingly a second Wild Bill, was reported as support of our forces, and he left the location completely unharmed. Any idea of who this second Will Bill, could be?

– As you probably saw in my records, I was serving long ago with Wild Bill himself and we developed a camaraderie relation back then…

– To the point, admiral. -The rank sounded as a curse in the voice of the commander.

– As our reconnaissance force was in place chasing this undercover Shasvastii agent, Wild bill was found about to start an old school duel. When our Spektr “Ash1mov1ch” reported to me I order immediate extraction of Wild Bill. As a well connected local, and given our common past he would be the perfect thread to pull…- In professional manner Emilianenko continued explaining the confrontation.

We deployed our core team of securitates, back up by Perseus, as the extraction spear head in the central street. A full equiped Druze team was spotted by Big-Smile our killer-hacker agent in a near roof, with the additional support of a Sierra Remote in a cornice above. Reason why Perseus created a smoke curtain and our forces acted impeccably. In less than a minute medical support was provided next to Wild Bill in the west flank, and he was secure by a Zondnautica unit that proceeded to push back in that flank, as a preventive attack.

I stablished direct contact with Wild Bill and after recognising me he mention that critical information was on the theatre of operations. The position of three crates were shared and we proceed to deploy more operatives without hesitation.

The East flank was taken by a puppetactica trio, with forward observers specialised in assets retrieval. They were directly aligned to one of the crates. While “Ash1mov1ch” proceeded in an reconnaissance of the terrain as advanced unit.

The core team of Securitate was redirected back to the centre were the second crate was located. They proceed to clear the Sierra which controlled the whole operation zone.
The third crate was luckily located near Big-Smile and he proceeded to approach, backed-up by the Zondnautica unit.

The Zondnautica change into duo mode and the Zondmate fall after encountering a hostile Peace Maker. The operator didn’t have better luck but the efforts allowed to draw the attention from big-Smile. Who approached the third crate. When he was over it, he detected intense hacking activity. Druze force was performing a heavy research of the theatre of operations, presumably conscious of the information in place. Valeria Gromoz, a Druze killer hacker, an Evo hacker and an Assault hacker tried to fry Big-Smile, with very few luck. Big smile manage to put down two hackers due to a strange and helpful delay in the Druze repeater net. He ignored the ones that were incapable of compromising his mission, which didn’t stop him from sending mocking messages to the reminder ones.

In the puppet’s flank they advanced to contain possible counterattack vectors, since more Druze forces where approaching from inside a big complex. When they open the door to the building, heavy fire stopped them although not before they put down a Pathfinder.

Soon after, two Hunzakuts acted in synchrony and took the crates in the centre and East flank. Nevertheless our forces pin them down in their positions, and extraction was interrupted.
Our forces held the ground and only one Securitate was knock down.

When our core links engaged, heavy artillery broom their positions and they dived back into cover. At this moment Raoul was deployed to nullify that Druze core team which was backed up by a Clipper missile-launcher. Raoul proceed silently to shut down their long range weapons and finally our Securitate team engaged the Hunzakut in the centre and retrieve the Crate from its dead body.

In the east flank the Puppetactica had less luck, The hunzakut in that end, barricaded himself with multiple mines and the puppets sent for recovery were blowed-up.

With very few operatives the Druze forces didn’t route and continue pushing untiringly but with one crate in our hands, another in range of Big-Smile and the third locked in place not much they could do.

In a final push a very similar looking Wild Bill came out of the factory, guns blazing, clearing some puppets and covering the Securitate team on fire. Wild bill was finally silenced by “Ash1mov1ch” who didn’t have identity confirmation at that time.

A reminder puppet dislodge the last Hunzakut and took the crate in the east flank. The west flank crate was secured by Big-Smile.

In the centre of operations a Valiant Druze drop a E/M Grande in the face of Perseus, leaving him un-communicated for the fun of his securitates comrades who had a good laugh at the ex-myrmidon. I had to say that the shoot from the Druze was dam good and Perseus face is still coloured as an eggplant back-expelled by a dog-face.

I have to conclude that our forces where as impecable as it could be and the operation was a success.

-And then, where are the critical assets extracted by our team?- the commander interrogated.
-They information was corrupted and useless.
-I have the feeling that our copycat Wild Bill is currently holding the non-fucking corrupted version of that information. And also I have the feeling of some express retirement for one admiral, completely useless, who manage to, accidentally, find the most slippery agent of the whole fucking Asteroids Blues and grant him a perfect scape, but not without first providing him with all the critical information he was leaving behind. I recommend you to hunt down that agent at all cost. Otherwise I will personally put you Russian’s rich ass in the darkest Corregidor’s shithole jail ever found. Am I clear?
-Loud and clear, Commander.