Asteroid Blues

Infinity

Don' t bite off more than you can chew

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Combined Army
McKay
VS Ariadna
Riggith

Our way is the way of silence and infiltration, but if you are confronted with the most barbarian and primitive subjects of the human sphere, the Wolvelovers of the Wodka soaked Tatary Army Corps, brute force is the way to go.
We broke through the hull and in the moment the shuttle-gates opened a pack of Thaigas (6x AP-+shock) flushed the Battlefield. Sheskiin (Redfury) herself led our troops into the fight for the Xaraks Battery. Teamed up with a Gwailos (MSV2/Rocketlauncher) and an M-Drone (FTO) she was ready to spread fear into the hearts of the enemy. Two Caliban were ready to take over Command if Sheskiin’s plan to take the Armory at the frontline herself would result in one of her many deaths. Even in the high ranks of the combined army there are individuals who claim, sheskiin might not only took the sheer power and strength of Achilles while she morphoscaned him but also his bloodthirst and his suicidal tendencies.
In addition we were supported by a Nox hacker, the almighty Dr. Worm and a pair of Ikadrones. We also heard rumors, that a noctifer (missellauncher) would overlook the scenery. But you can never be sure until something’s exploding in the enemy’s backline without a warning.

First Turn TAK (I won the Ltd. Roll and had chosen deployment, my adversary decided to go first)
Two Engineers (Irmandinos) and a strange looking Human (Dogwarrior) run impetuously in the direction of our lines, the must have been crazy or drunk or both.
Although this first action was an immense loud attack, only four of the Thaigas reacted to the mindless effort. All managed to move in the direction of the enemies lines (Dodging 4 inch on 16th is SO nice).
The TAG-commander decided to go on with his Psychopaths. An Irmandino blew up one of the armory doors and entered the room with his ugly mate. Both started to open the supply boxes to find better weapons. The engineer found an adhesive launcher, the strange smelling human stole an HMG (He then set up suppressive fire WITH A DOGWARRIOR!!! :-D).
First turn SEF
The Thaigas took up track, trying to cause as much damage as possible while trying to avoid the enemies long range firepower. That didn’t worked as intended the first Thaiga was shot into pieces while trying to chaincolt missellauncher wielding human, the enemy survived the blow. One of the Caliban sneaked up on the armory and opened the doors. Two Thaigas rushed the Room. One off the sweet little buggers assaulted the Irmandinho, wasn’t successful and was killed. The other Thaiga berserked the Dogwarrior and caused a wound, the unsightly man transformed into a gigantic wolve, the thaiga was scared to death.
In the process, the Irmandino decided to throw one of his smoke grenades into the room. I could swear we heard childish giggles from the direction of the Gwailos. Shasvasti’s only Heavy Infantry went for the shot and killed the careless engineer in one shot. Sheskiin applauded him while moving up the field. That will be a cakewalk we thought, but GOD we were SO wrong.
The Gwailos shot his Rockets into the room uncountable times but the wolf denied to die.
With his last Rocket (last regular order in the pool) the brave Gwailo managed to knock the dog unconscious.
The Armory was empty, so the only chance to claim victory in round one of the battle was to risk the life of our loved lieutenant. “Let me through”, Sheskiin screamed “I’m hungry”. She entered the room and, we couldn’t believe our eyes, ate the whole wolf. THAT was a mistake.

Second Turn TAG
A camouflaged being moved through the shadows into Sheskiin’s sightline. She couldn’t focus, no matter how hard she tried, she felt dizzy, the wolves flesh sat heavy on her stomach. The Dogwarrior must have been completely drunk. Wodka was pumping through her veins, she could hardly lift her gun. A Spetznatz appeared; Sheshkiin tried to react, failed and was taken out by one single blow. (Nice dice Argghhh!!!). The human criminal went on with his bloody work and finished even Sheskiins Seedembryo of. Killed a Noctifer who tried to save his lieutenant an even managed to knock the Gwailo unconscious. Then the second Irmandino moved into the unopposed Room. What an devastating attack!
Second Turn SEF
Time for Dr. Worm, he managed to heal the Gwailos. Now, it’s time to strike once again. He shot the Speznatz and the human murder burned to the ground. REVENGE, SWEET REVENGE!!! With few options left, we move all troops in the direction of the armory to set up defense for the last enemy attack. The Gwailo killed the Engineer inside the building and the brave Nox Trooper occupied the room winning us round two.

Third Turn TAK
The Russians were enraged; a Harris team of two Veteran Kazaks and a Frontnovik entered the fight, heading toward the armory. They made short work of the Nox, but the HMG-wielder was blinded by one of our Ikadrones. The second Vet. Kazak took command, ran into the objektivroom an ignited his flamethrower. The M-Drone managed to dodge but the Gwailo was burnt to ashes. The Vet Kazak also took a Flamethrower to the face by one of the Ikadrones and died. After a hard fight both Ikadrones were fell unconscious. The Vet. Kazak and the Frontnovik (supressivefire) set up defense.

Third Turn SEF
Long story short: Dr. Worm revived an Ikadron, the Ikadrone brunt the Frontnovik to death and was blown to pieces in the process. Only the Vet. Kazak was left. We entered the armory with both Calibans in camo-state. The Vet. Kazak coulndn’t do anything about it. More points in the room = Victory!!! What a dirty, dirty end! #shaslike

Thanks to my opponent Riggith for an intense and exciting game.

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