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D-News Presents: The Hunt for Drunk Yuan Yuan - Part I

200 POINTS
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D-News
VS Haqqislam
Waheed Tarkas

“Hello D-Fans!
Welcome back to our show D-News.
My Name is D-Wah and today we will start to hunt a suspect called “Drunk Yuan Yuan”.

Where do you begin a hunt for a guy, that is famous for drinking?
Correct! We are heading for the Starlight-Brewery here in the territory of the Yu Jing empire.

As we approach the brewery we may…”

“This site is non of your concern. Stay out of our way and you will survive this! Allah is great and we will take care of that rotten place.”

“Where the hell came that from? Was that an Haqqislam accent? What the fuck are they doing here? I thought this’s Yu Jing territory? Hey you there, you’re paid to protect me! I…..”

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“Hello dear D-Fans, I’m back. Sorry for the technical problems.
For now I can say, that there is a small group of radical Haqqislamites. Looks like they have some problems with the bar we’re heading to. Seems like some drunk mercenary in there made some ‘blasphemic speakings’ and disrespectful uses of Allah’s name.

Give us some time as we try to make our way to our destination, the brewery.
I’m D-Wah and we are back after a short break.”

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“Hello D-Fans!
We are back, this time we are in front of the brewery.
The Haqqislamites have left this site thanks to Mr. Sobeslav.
He is an Ex-Dog-Bowl-player and friend of our D-Mirtij. At his side he has three Dogs, his so-called Pupniks and they act in a rather similar fassion to a standard Überfallkommando.
By using some smoke grenades he made it nearly on his own.
Problem with smoke is, we couldn’t get you a proper report on this mission, I’m really sorry for that. Or appologies for that.

We were talking to an official from the Starlight-Brewery and got the information, that the so called “Drunk Yuan Yuan” is no longer here, because he didn’t want to drink alone.
It seems like he was heading to a bar called ‘The Dig’.
You can follow us tomorrow, as we make our way there and try to find this man.

For now, my name is D-Wah and we all here from D-News wish you a nice evening.
Goodbye!”

View of the battlefield
D-Wah talks live about Sobeslav.
The brewery
A sniper's view
D-News talks to an official of the Starlight-Brewery

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4 Comments

  • D-News says:

    Yes, we had ‘happy-casual-proxy-day’.
    I want my battlereports to have the feeling of a news report, so in my pictures we put all the tokens, dice, markers… away so they don’t disturb the ‘illusion’. And as this is a Corvus Belli campaign, I didn’t want to post any Space Marines.

    We are pretty new Infinity-players and had so much fun with our mini-campaign. If the missing miniatures did offend you, I appologise, but having fun with some guys was our priority 1 here.

  • Waheed Tarkas says:

    That’s on me.
    I’m new to the game and I did proxy (nearly) everything with GW minis.
    We didn’t want to show a Space Marine force fighting as arabs.

  • ObviousGray says:

    Where are your opponent’s armies?

  • Father Konrad says:

    I love it!
    Great style of your reports.