UBENZE is the name of the commander of the Nomad Defense force named Caw-Caw Detachment, and he was tired after the battle with Sir Elladan and his grandma-assailants. They however, succeeded capturing the Knight and put him into catacombs, and UBENZE finally got his chance to enjoy his cup of honey lemon ginger tea. With his Nepali-sense blanket around his shoulder, and he was trying to take a very first sip, but then sundering voices of the Wildcat Sabrahico knocked on his ears. "Another Joan of Arc doll is here and saying they are here to take the prisoner, what should we do commander?"
He threw his mug on the ground and said some bad things which would be inappropriate for here to write down, and got up to the rooftop with his gear on.
"Give us back the prisoner, you Nomad scum!" Shouted Joan of Arc, drawing her sword out of already-dead Puppet, and thrust the sword into Sabrahico's neck. WIth an incomprehensible growl in her mouth, she twitched faintly. "Unworthy.. Such a disgrace for my blade." said Joan, Wiping the blood out of her blade.
"She said, omae-wa-mo-shindeiru, which translates into 'you are already dead.'" UBENZE's voice whispered into Joan's comms system, and right after she noticed a spark coming out of the Wildcat's muzzle, a hateful flame soaked her deeply, and she became 'Joan-that-was'.
Holding the blood coming out of her neck, the Wildcat sent a smiling emoji to UBENZE's A.R. display.
WIth their commander barbequed, PanO forces tried to flip the control over the field, by putting some religious things in the antennae, but then angry Jaguars ran into them and put their knives into their eyeholes. They failed to rescue Sir Elladan this time, with the precious synthetic body of Joan burnt, so they fell back. But the PanO invaders left a message in UBENZE's message box which says "We are much more elegantly and fabulously painted, so shall we call it a tie?" UBENZE somewhat agreed to this message, so he nodded a bit, but didn't give a shmuck so he just erased it.
He got his new cup of honey lemon ginger tea, and it was gorgeous. "God I love cocainum." He mumbled.
Nomads
-To have more Connected Antennas than the adversary at the end of the game: 4 Obj. Points
-2 Classified Objectives: 2 Obj. Points
Panoceania
-To kill more Specialist Troops than the adversary: 2 Obj. Points
-1 Classified Objective(Predator, 3 kills): 2 Obj. Points
The score is 6:4, thus Ubenze's Caw Caw Detachment successfully roasted(literally) Joan and her crew. Toasty!
Go-go Bromads!
It’s a Glorious day. Great work Ugin.
I just had a battle against Ariadna beside him. Unfotunately I lost the game.
However, the Commander Ugin made his battle fantastic win.
Go Nomads, another GLORY is coming.!!!
Good stuff, Bromad 🙂
Great report!
Wildcats are far better than their reputation.
Keep up the good work!
Go Go Nomads!
I have to say, your opponent has some absolutely beautifully painted models. That Swiss Guard…
Nice job with the flamethrower on Joan, too. You seem to be making the Wildcats work for you!
I like such reports with dedicated humor and a good result. Next time you’ll be mine Muwahahaha
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